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You Can't Shortchange God

Father Norton wakes up to a beautiful, sunny Sunday morning and decides he just has to play golf. He pretends he's sick and convinces the associate pastor to say mass for him that day, then heads out of town to a golf course about 40 miles away so he won't run into anyone he knows from his parish. On the first tee he sees he has the entire course to himself: Everyone else is in church!

Watching form Heaven, Saint Peter runs to the Lord and asks, "Are you going to let him get away with this?"

Just then, father Norton hits the ball. It heads straight for the pin, drops just shon of it, rolls up, and falls into the hole- a 420 yard hole in one!

Astonished, Saint Peter looks at the Lord and asks, "Why in Heaven did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiles and replies, "Who's he going to tell?"


DRUGS, SURGERY, AND MISSING ADJUSTMENTS ARE ALL ATTEMPTS TO SHORTCHANGE YOURSELF AND SHORTCHANGE NATURE. YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FOOL YOURSELF FOR AWHILE, BUT NOT FOR LONG!

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