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HONOR THY MOTHER

A MOTHER'S LOVE

Love is the only bow on life's dark cloud. It is the morning and Evening Star. It shines upon the cradle of the babe, and sheds its radiance upon the quiet tomb. It is the mother of Art, inspirer of poet, patriot, and philosopher. It is the air and light of every heart, builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody... Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to joy, and makes right royal kings of
common clay.

-Robert Ingersoll

LOOK WHAT MOMS HAD TO PUT UP WITH:

PREGNANCY:
Morning, Afternoon, & Evening Sickness
Incredible Weight Gain and Significant Nose Enlargement
Swollen Ankles and Hemorrhoids
Foot In Ribs, Knee In Spine, and Kicking the Kidneys
Stretchmarks
Hours of Labor
(If you are male, the only way to understand what a woman goes through at birth is to imagine that you go to urinate and a couch comes out. OWE!)

IT ONLY GETS WORSE AFTER DELIVERY:

Trying Incredible Weight Loss
Gross Diapers
Up All Night
Endless Worrying
McDonalds
Birthday Parties
Boogers Behind Couch
Disneyland
Gave Up American Dream -FREEDOM
Barney (or whatever other mammal was popular at that time) ,
Car Pools With Kids Whose Parents Don't Know How To Discipline Them French Fries Between The Seats
Opened, Already-Been-Sucked Lollipops In Her Purse
Endless Whining (father and kids)


AFTER ALL OF THAT EVERY MOM HAS TO BE SUBLUXATED, BAD!

"CHIROPRACTIC MOMS ARE THE HEALTHIEST IN THE WORLD"

Our purpose is to educate and adjust families toward optimal health